A Casual Brush




A Casual Brush
Because Your Project Deserves Better Than Your Excuses
Rule #1 of casually trying hard, is casually brushing your projects. No excuses for flailing. Use A Casual Brush with a bamboo handle and boar's hair bristles. It is eco-friendly, lightweight, and durable. Super casual.
Plus it has a palm tree on it, what more do we need to say? Seriously. A palm tree. It practically climbs for you.
Your sends-to-excuses ratio is about to get way more casual.
Why This Brush Though?
Let's be real. There are approximately 47 climbing brushes on the market. But there's only one that screams "I'm trying, but not like, too hard." That's the vibe we're going for here. Casual excellence.
When you pull out A Casual Brush at the crag, everyone knows you mean business. Casual business. The kind of business that says "Yeah, I might send this V7, or I might just go have a sandwich instead. Either way, my holds will be immaculate."
Features That Casually Crush
• Bamboo handle - Because plastic is so 2010
• Boar's hair bristles - Gentle on rock, tough on chalk buildup
• Palm tree logo - For when you want to be mentally on vacation while physically trying hard
• Perfect size - Not too big (how obvious), not too small (how useless)
• Ultra-lightweight - Because you've already got enough excuses weighing you down
Specs for the Spec-obsessed
Size: 7 3/8" x 5/8" x 1/2" (That's brush-speak for "just right")
Weight: 0.5 oz (About the weight of your remaining dignity after blaming the conditions for the 17th time)
Materials: Bamboo and boar's hair (We checked, the boars are fine)
Attitude: Casual (Obviously)
FAQ
Q. What is the difference between this brush and other climbing brushes?
A. This brush is the most casual climbing brush on the market. Other brushes try too hard. It's embarrassing for everyone involved.
Q. Is this brush compatible with my climbing style?
A. Yes. This brush is designed with professionals and beginners in mind. It works well for sport, bouldering, trad, or plastic. It doesn't matter if you are a weekend warrior or a dirtbag, this brush is made for you. Even if your "style" is mostly hanging on the rope and taking Instagram photos.
Q. How do I use this brush?
A. Simple. Have it with you at all times - in your backpack, on your chalk bag or harness. When you need to be more casual, bust out the brush and scrub away all of your excuses for not sending your project. Apply to rock with medium pressure in a back-and-forth motion. Then send. Or don't. We're casual about it.
Q. Will using this brush help me climb harder?
A. We are not responsible for your performance. But between us? Yeah, probably. Clean holds = better friction = less whining about "conditions."
Q. Will this brush make me more casual?
A. No question. Studies show* users of A Casual Brush are 73% more likely to shrug and say "whatever" when they don't send. (*Studies conducted by us, while casually hanging out)
Q. Is this brush eco-friendly?
A. Yes. The handle is made from bamboo instead of plastic and is a renewable resource. The boar's hair is ethically sourced. Even the packaging is made from recycled materials. We care about the planet almost as much as we care about being casual.
Q. How long will this brush last?
A. Longer than your current project phase, that's for sure.
Q. Can I use this brush for anything besides climbing?
A. Technically yes, but why would you? That's like using your hangboard as a key holder. Actually, that's not a bad idea. Forget we said anything.
Care Instructions
Keep it casual. Rinse occasionally. Don't overthink it.
Imported with a casual disregard for international shipping complications