A DOUBLE Brush



A Double Brush
Because Twice The Bristles Means Half The Excuses
Rule #1 of sending your project is properly brushing your holds. Rule #2 is doing it again, just to be sure. Enter A Double Brush with a beech wood handle and boar's hair bristles on BOTH sides. It's the evolutionary next step in the casual crushing game.
Plus it has bristles on both sides. BOTH. SIDES. It practically sends for you.
Your excuses-to-sends ratio is about to get exponentially more embarrassing.
Why This Brush Though?
Let's be real. There are approximately 47 climbing brushes on the market. But there's only one that screams "I'm so casual I need to brush twice." That's the vibe we're going for here. Double casual excellence.
When you pull out A Double Brush at the crag, everyone knows you mean business. Double business. The kind of business that says "Yeah, I might send this V7, or I might just go have a sandwich instead. Either way, my holds will be twice as immaculate as yours."
Features That Doubly Crush
• Beech wood handle - Because we're fancy like that
• Double-sided boar's hair bristles - For the indecisive brusher in all of us
• Perfect size - Big enough to mean business, small enough to pretend you're not trying
• Ultra-versatile - No matter which way you're facing, we've got you covered
• Slightly heavier than single brushes - Because sometimes you need the extra weight of commitment
Specs for the Spec-obsessed
Size: 9.5" x 4" x 0.75" (That's brush-speak for "double the fun")
Weight: 1 oz (About the weight of the chalk you'll save by not having to re-dip between brushings)
Materials: Beech wood and boar's hair (We checked, twice the brushes doesn't mean twice the boars)
Attitude: Double casual (Obviously)
FAQ
Q. What is the difference between this brush and other climbing brushes?
A. It has bristles on both sides of the handle so no matter which way you are facing, we have you covered. Other brushes make you choose a side. How limiting. How un-casual.
Q. Is this brush compatible with my climbing style?
A. Yes. This brush is designed with professionals and beginners in mind. It works well for sport, bouldering, trad, or plastic. It doesn't matter if you are a weekend warrior or a dirtbag, this brush is made for you. Even if your "style" is mostly just carrying nice gear and talking about that one time you almost sent something hard.
Q. How do I use this brush?
A. Simple. Have it with you at all times - in your backpack, on your chalk bag or harness. When you need to be more casual, bust out the brush and scrub away all your excuses for not sending your project. Then flip it over and do it again, just to make sure those excuses are really gone.
Q. Will using this brush help me climb harder?
A. We are not responsible for your climbing performance or your excuses. But between us? Two sides = twice the chance of sending. That's just math.
Q. Will this brush make me more casual?
A. Obviously. Studies show* users of A Double Brush are 146% more likely to shrug and say "whatever" when they don't send, which is twice as casual as single-brush users. (*Studies conducted by us, while very casually hanging out)
Q. Is this brush eco-friendly?
A. Yes. The handle is made from sustainably harvested beech wood instead of plastic. The boar's hair is ethically sourced from boars who were done using it anyway. Even the packaging is made from recycled materials that we brushed clean. Twice.
Q. How long will this brush last?
A. Twice as long as a single brush, obviously. Or until you find a new excuse for not sending. Whichever comes first.
Q. Can I use this brush for anything besides climbing?
A. With two sides? The possibilities are endless. But using it for anything other than climbing would be like using your crash pad as a guest bed. Actually, that's not a bad idea. Forget we said anything.
Care Instructions
Keep it double casual. Rinse occasionally, on both sides. Don't overthink it twice.
Imported with twice the casual disregard for international shipping complications